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MEXICAN CHORIZO + GARLIC SHRIMP BURGER
“BOYS WILL BE BOYS?” What happens when you practice general lawlessness between a 6-pounds white prince who has, for his entire 14-years of life, consistently mistaken himself as a Magnificent Pit Bull, and a 26-pounds mutt boy who, constantly subjected to his ambiguous status in the house, has quietly developed some sort of combative inferiority-complex?…
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THE IMPLODING HONEY CUSTARD CAKE
“I HAVE PROOF OF ITS ABSOLUTE TAKEOVER ON THIS SIDE OF THE PLANET… HERE SEE!” You must think me mad. I know. I’d think the same thing if I were you, entertained in front the computer witnessing the mental meltdown of this blogger who’s rocking back and forth, murmuring about what’s obviously a tragic kitchen…
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TORCHED SALMON IN GREEN JUICE SAUCE
“REVELATIONAL… INGENIOUS… DO YOU JUICE?” Last week I discovered something revelational… ingenious… a recipe that isn’t just a recipe, but an idea. A method with infinite possibilities. The final product tasted so extravagantly delicious, the word “healthy” didn’t even come within a mile in association, and I was simply going to pitch it to you…
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JUSTICE IS SOFT-SERVED
“FROZEN YOGURT THAT COULD OUT-STAND ROOM-TEMPERATURE” The past few days have been weird. From what it seems, you’d think that I’ve been riding the creamy white waves of exhilarating… homemade frozen yogurt. But behind the coolness and calm, there had been an underground storm of anger and injustice.
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HERB GNOCCHI W/ MID-SEASON GREENS
“IT’LL FOREVER CHANGE HOW YOU FEEL TOWARDS GNOCCHI… OR KALE FOR THAT MATTER” I don’t know which shocker this post is more about. The best damn gnocchi you’ll ever have in your life, that instead of “fluffy clouds”, tastes more like spring thunder in your mouth, or the fact that… holy shit, I cooked vegetables!…
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FAUX SMOKED MEAT/PASTRAMI
“There’s New York. There’s Montreal. THEN THERE’S THE REST OF THE BARREN WORLD WITHOUT THIS SMOKY PINK” (My subconscious eagerness to share this may have caused me to accidentally publish it before saying anything… By the way, WordPress, if you’re reading, a “confirm publish” pop-up may be quite useful you know) Uhem… so, where was…
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DUSTY CHEDDAR POTATO CROQUETTE
“A SEQUEL OF CHICK-FLICK POPCORNS…” I couldn’t stop thinking about the color orange. Not thinking about orange after the revelation of homemade cheese powder for this white cheesy popcorns, is like ignoring the bigger and prettier elephant in the room. You know you thought the same. So let’s just take a moment to put this…
