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THE PETROVSKY POPSICLE
DON’T WE NEED OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MILK [ezcol_1half] I DON’T know if this will completely sack my credentials (AGAIN) as an angry, opinionated love-cynic who just fell asleep when you mentioned the words “my ex-boyfriend’s facebook…”. I’m not even sure if this is a well-adviced public statement for anyone who isn’t…
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THE HOT BUNNY PASTA SAUCE
” MY CURRENT… ORANGE STATE OF MIND “ Jason has gone to my happy place without me. A week-long business trip to New York, by himself, is just about as much salt as you can rub on a bloody wound of someone who’s doing her time in doggy-prison. Right. Perhaps I’ve failed to mention that for…
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MOCHI DONUTS
” YOUR SKINNY JEANS WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 30 MIN. THIS MESSAGE WON’T. “ [ezcol_1half] THIS, may come as a surprise to hear. Or not… judging from how you rationalize things. Well, let’s just say based on the look of things on this blog, this will come either as a gasping surprise, or, as the most…
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DEVILS ON HORSEBACK ICE CREAM
“IF YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST SWIMSUITS… THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO TALK EVERYONE ELSE OUT OF IT” WOW… I mean… just WOW… I know it looks like I should be addressing my every bit of amazement to this fine specimen of frozen dessert right now, which really doesn’t need anybody’s introduction to be quite honest…
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WORLD’S EASIEST SEXY RACK
[ezcol_1half] [/ezcol_1half][ezcol_1half_end] ” I’M BRINGING SEXY RACK “ The 6-4 carnival stretches on… There are bloody evidence of its squanders everywhere, the skin and bones that the beast chewed and spat out, all over my jabbed and crippled internet. My brain is still scrambled from yesterday’s epic, titanic emotional meltdown. My eyes staring into the…
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KOMBU MISO BUTTER SAUCE + DISK FRIES
“DANCE…AND FEAST…AROUND THE BIG BONFIRE OF TOTALITARIANISM” I apologize for the speechlessness today. In the past couple days, it has been next to impossible to compose anything on wordpress because… Every year in China around a historical holiday known as 6-4, a massive and elaborate celebration takes place. The great beast of China and its…
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CRACK SLURP PT 2 – MAH KHAO SOI
[ezcol_1third] THIS IS MAH-KHAO-SOI, AS IN… MY KHAO-SOI. [/ezcol_1third][ezcol_2third_end] PERHAPS this doesn’t come as a shocker to anyone who’s been stopping by for awhile, but I would like to, for once at least as public record, to officially confess. Before we shake hands, break breads and plan our next travelling itinerary together, it’s best that you know this…
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ROLL WITH CHAMOMILE WHIPPED CREAM
[ezcol_2third] [/ezcol_2third] [ezcol_1third_end] SOFT, SWEET, AND ELEGANTLY FRAGRANT UPON the realization that the previous few posts have been excruciatingly long and possibly obnoxious, I feel like today is a good day… to shut the hell up to let the recipe speak for itself. And what’s better than to do it with a simple gorgeous cake?…
