Flatten the curve (bird)

Flatten the curve (bird)

”  In this climate where any certainty is elusive at best, I can promise you this…  “

I’ve always been an avid campaigner in the flattening of a bird, a process of turning this hopelessly 3-dimensional animal that insists on uneven heat distribution, into a 2-dimensional disk that crisp up indiscriminately across the plane.  Without the technicality of deboning the entire chicken and armed with only a single kitchen shears and a flat skillet, I’m going to show you how to easily de-joint and de-scaffold a bird so that it can achieve an unequivocally crispy and blistered skin-cap on one side, and slow-cooked therefore succulent and unbelievably juicy meat (even the breasts!) on the other.  In this climate where any certainty is elusive at best, I can at the very least, promise you that you’ll never want to roast another bird after this.

STEP 1:  You’ll be able to finish this entire process with a kitchen shears.  Remove the wing tips and place the bird with the backbone/spine facing the counter.  Then cut through the breast bone to open the bird up.

STEP 2:  Flip the bird over with the skin-side up, then bend and snap/dislocate the joints that connects the thighs to the backbone/spine by bending the thighs 90 degrees upward.  Flip the bird back now with the skin-side down.  With a kitchen shear, completely cut through the joints that connects the wings to the breast (but have them still attached), then remove the triangular breast-bone as seen in this photo.

STEP 3:  To further flatten the bird, cut along the rib cage to separate it from the backbone/spine, then cut through it again somewhere around the mid-point to flatten the natural curvature of the rib cage.  Also cut through the wishbones that connects the shoulder and breast to the rib cage.  Don’t worry, there’s no strict technicality here.  The rule of thumb is disconnect every single joints that holds the bird in shape so that it can be completely opened up and flattened.

STEP 4:  Now cut through the joints that connects the drumstick to the thighs, and the joints that connects the thigh to the backbone/spine.  Then cut open the meat on the drumsticks and thighs to completely open it up and expose the bones like this.

STEP 5:  Finally, cut alongside the meat that is attached to the pelvic bones to further open and flatten the hip area.  Cut and remove the two pointy tips of the pelvic bones.  At this point, the entire surface of the skins should be able to lay completely flat without curves.

STEP 6:  Lay the bird meat-side up first and evenly sprinkle 3/4 of the dry seasoning on top.  Flip it over with the skin-side up, and sprinkle the rest of the seasoning evenly over the skins.  UNCOVERED, let the bird marinate in the fridge for at least two hours, or 6~8 hours.

FLATTENED CRISPY SKILLET CHICKEN

Ingredients

  • 1 chicken (mine is about 3 lbs), see note*
  • DRY SEASONING: see note **
  • 2 1/2 tsp fine sea salt
  • 3/4 tsp ground white pepper
  • 3/4 tsp ground black pepper
  • 1/4 tsp ground galangal, optional
  • AROMATICS AND HERBS:
  • 3~4 cloves of garlics, smashed and peeled
  • 4 sprigs of fresh thyme, or rosemary, or other herbs of your choosing

Instructions

  1. Flatten and marinate the bird according to the instructions in the photos.
  2. In a cold, large, flat, non-stick skillet that will fit the entire spread out chicken, lay the chicken with its skin-side down and make sure the skins are spread out without folds, no oil needed. Set the skillet on medium-low heat (on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say a 3.5) over a burner that is wide instead of focused in the center, then partially cover the skillet with a lid.
  3. The skin will slowly render down and crisp up, resulting in the chicken eventually cooking in its own fat. It won't need much baby-sitting and should take about 25~28 minutes for the skin to become evenly golden browned, blistered and crispy. If not, turn up the heat a bit in the end to achieve this. In the last five minutes, add the garlics and thyme to infuse the oil which flavor the chicken as well. When the skin-side is fully crisped up, the meat side should be about 50~60% cooked through, looking slightly opaque.
  4. Now flip the chicken over and cook the meat-side for another 3 minutes. If your chicken is a lot bigger than 3 lbs, you may need a bit more time. But catching the sweet spot when the meat is JUST cooked through but not a minute longer, is paramount in its final juiciness and succulence.
  5. Rest the chicken a couple minutes and serve. Do not forgo the extremely flavorful but often overlooked meats along the backbone, collecting deliciousness from the neck meats down the oysters by the thigh area and a strip of crispy skin on the entire runway.

Notes

* My chicken is relatively small, about 3 lbs. You can certainly use larger chicken but adjust the amount of seasoning according. * Avoid any garlic or onion powder in the seasoning that will burn easily and become sticky. Keep the seasonings simple with salt and pepper, and introduce other aromatics later on in the cooking process.

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19 Comments
  • mikes

    April 23, 2020 at 9:48 PM Reply

    The *cold* pan method has been a revelation for myself. I cannot believe how only yourself and, I think, one other site has ever offered this advice in my travels. All these “hot pan to crisp” methods all stink.

  • betty lee

    April 24, 2020 at 12:12 AM Reply

    Hi Mandy.
    Your other deboned chicken recipe remains one of our favorites and is in constant rotation.
    Do you marinade this overnight?
    Do you let the chicken thaw to room temp before cooking?

    • betty lee

      April 24, 2020 at 12:17 AM Reply

      Apologies, just saw the marinade time in the deboning instructions.

  • Sam

    April 24, 2020 at 12:16 AM Reply

    This looks so deliciously crispy and something I want to try.

  • Peachbunny

    April 24, 2020 at 10:23 AM Reply

    This looks unbelievable! Every recipe my husband and I make of yours is a revelation. Your inconvenient ragu-eth is the Only way I ever make bolognese these days. And your hot bunny sauce was pure whimsical magic. I have just one question- would a cast iron work here in place of the nonstick skillet? It’s what I usually cook with but if it just won’t do then we’ll just have to invest in some nonstick :)

    • mandy@ladyandpups

      April 24, 2020 at 2:37 PM Reply

      Peachbunny, of course, as long as it is wide enough to fit the flattened bird :)

  • Nico

    April 26, 2020 at 3:38 PM Reply

    The genius of this recipe is not only the end result, but its simplicity. I added juice of half lemon during the 2 hour marinade to the meat side (I think it helps texture of the chicken) and put a small amount of Tio Pepe (very dry sherry) in the pan after removing the chicken to get all the fond into a sauce. Really outstanding. One of the best chickens ever. As for this: “…you’ll never want to roast another bird after this.” I think you’re right.

    • Poppy

      May 19, 2020 at 4:18 PM Reply

      I cooked this tonight in a stainless steel skillet and it’s sticking. What did I do incorrectly ?

      • mandy@ladyandpups

        May 19, 2020 at 7:27 PM Reply

        Poppy, as stated in the instructions, the skillet has to be non-stick :)

        • Poppy

          May 21, 2020 at 8:05 PM Reply

          Oh how did I miss that ! Thanks

  • Jessie-Sierra

    April 29, 2020 at 10:16 PM Reply

    This is a spectacular & informative post! I’ve never seen the process described so sensibly. All of that crispy chicken skin is leaving me drooling!

  • Will

    May 5, 2020 at 6:47 AM Reply

    I was really excited about this recipe, but had a few problems. I used a cast iron pan, and after soon after the skin began to brown, the chicken seemed to release a lot of moisture. It was boiling around the sides. I flipped it and poured out a lot of the liquid. Then, hoping to get more crisp, I flipped it back onto the skin and raised the heat. Probably a mistake, because it then stuck to the pan. In the end, it was delicious, but there was no crisp.
    My thoughts are this. Maybe more time in the fridge to dry out? I did 2 hours. Maybe some chickens contain more water? This was a commercial organic bird.
    Next time I will try marinating longer. Also, I will try a nice local chicken, which in the past I have noticed seem to have less excess moisture. And maybe a stainless steel pan?

    • mandy@ladyandpups

      May 5, 2020 at 1:41 PM Reply

      Will, was your pan big enough to fit the chicken spread out flat? Crowding will encourage too much moisture to gather. Ive never heard of chicken emitting this much liquid before. Perhaps try a diff chicken next time?

      • mandy@ladyandpups

        May 5, 2020 at 1:42 PM Reply

        And skillet best be non-stick.

      • Will

        May 5, 2020 at 7:31 PM Reply

        Thanks! I did forget to mention it was a 10 inch cast iron with a 3.6 pound bird. Probably was too crowded. I should have used the 12 inch cast iron or 12 inch stainless, which are my only other options. We will try again soon!

  • Clarissa Rossi

    August 18, 2020 at 7:29 AM Reply

    I was excited to try this technique! Unfortunately, I may have ‘flattened’ the chicken too much…if that’s possible…lol. When I tried to flip it, both breasts-wing sides separated from the rest of the chicken, resulting in 3 large pieces. I also thought my staub pan was nonstick, alas, it was not. I can’t wait to try your method again, with the benefit of my failed experience. Thanks for this recipe!

    • betty lee

      August 18, 2020 at 8:06 AM Reply

      Hi.
      I used my staub pan too because it’s the only one that’s big enough. I put a little oil on the bottom to alleviate the sticking and it helped a lot. :)

  • JKL

    August 27, 2020 at 9:41 AM Reply

    I have made this chicken multiple times since you first posted this in April. In 30 years of marriage my husband has never eaten chicken skin, until this recipe. Love that I don’t have to heat up and oven in 39C degree summer heat and that it’s done in 30 to 35 minutes. Of course to please Dear Husband I upped the number of garlic cloves thrown into the pan. Thanks for a fabulously delicious and easy recipe.

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