FIRE AND ICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE
[ezcol_2third] the refreshment of slippery noodles in an icy tangy broth
[ezcol_2third] the refreshment of slippery noodles in an icy tangy broth
MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT, A-MAZEMEN [ezcol_1half] SOMETHING truly unexpected happened this morning. Something that, as far as I can remember, has never before happened to this under-exercised but nonetheless, well-conditioned casing of white-meat. In the wee hours of this morning as a standard procedure, I rolled over in a complex twist and tango with my blanket and pillows as how it's been professionally done in the past three decades, and in a turn of event, inexplicably
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"CHANCES ARE, YOU'VE HAD SOME SORT OF PROMISCUOUS ENCOUNTER
"IT'LL FOREVER CHANGE HOW YOU FEEL TOWARDS GNOCCHI
"WE ALL KNOW HIM, A PUNK PRINCE WITH A BASEBALL CAP" This story of the distortion or/rebirth of a Prince, is either going to sound savagely wrong or/wistfully nostalgic, depending on whether or not you came from an island called Taiwan in all its quiet and subordinate existence just southeast of China. You're looking at something called the wang-zi (prince) mian (noodle). The extent of its popularity outside of Taiwan is a less certain matter but yeah, we all certainly know him, the punk-looking prince with a hideous baseball cap on a bright yellow and red-striped plastic bag, with a brick of fried noodles and seasonings inside. Cup Noodles in bag-form. Except for the obvious disconnection between his look and the word "Prince", there was nothing out of the ordinary. His journey only grew remarkable at a historic moment when he, among other bugs and such, became the victim of children's relentless savagery which left him deformed. Because the thing is, wang-zi-mian was never meant to be a snack. It was meant to be cooked in boiling water like any proper instant noodle soups, as practiced in any other civilized culture with attention to rules. But somewhere back in time, a reckless kid decided to spare