There's something you need to know before you sit me down with anyone you carry a sensitive relationship with. Your competitor/colleague, boss, lover to impress, ex-lover to instill remorse
So. It only took me 10 months and an extra 5 pounds to finally squeeze a salad into this blog. Not too shabby if I may say so myself. But the truth is, every month I shout: "Who THE HELL'S GUT is this!?" for like 50 times, followed by: "It definitely ISN'T mine but it's telling me to go on a diet" for about 30 times, followed by: "I SWEAR on whoever's gut this is that I'm going on a diet!!" for another 20 times. And I TOTALLY SWEAR 99% of the time I actually mean it which leaves me just as lost as you are of why only 0.1% of the time it actually happens. This thing called "self-control"