RE-CONSTRUCTED BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER MASCARPONE PIE

[ezcol_2third] As seen on my Instagram, this vibrantly yellow bowl is from Dishes Only. [/ezcol_2third] [ezcol_1third_end]   I DON'T KNOW.  IT'S NOT A DESSERT.  IT'S THING. When it comes to the awareness for Del Posto's celebrated pastry-chef that is Brooks Headley, as well his critically acclaimed cookbook Fancy Desserts, I'll admit, I was late to the game.  To start, I've never been to Del Posto, even for the time while I was still living blissfully in New York, I never.  I knew where it was.  I knew it was good.  But for the many times that I've passed it by, I dug into my dangling shallow pocket, and went for the Halal-truck parked around its corner instead, unregretted.  Then to further my negligence, I didn't even give it the slightest consideration when their Brooks published his first, wacky and unconventional cookbook named - reeked of intimidations - Fancy Desserts.  I mean those who know me, from experiences perhaps too personal, already mourns my biological disability to even execute the dumbest-ass desserts, let alone, as if,  fancy.  The title only sounded slightly more appealing than watching a documentary on spaceship engineering.  But, my firmly footed ignorance all began to shake when my loyal advisor, The Piglet, out of many many other the-Gisele-Bundchen of cookbooks, named

TIRAMISU CHURRO + WARM COFFEE CUSTARD

The problem with me as a recipe dreamer hallucinater during the still-ongoing Thanksgiving carnival is that every year, in utter rudeness, I always feel like leaving the table even before the turkey makes it out of the oven.  Evidently from my premature and inappropriate blabbering of the X'mas blend coffee bars in last November while the whole town was still chattering about tweaking pumpkin pies to death, to now this uncooperative side-tracking dessert that doesn't even rhyme with "ies" and " akes", it is obviously true.  I have no table-side manners.  Now before I leave, pass me the damn stuffings. If you think that I have zero patience, nor the skills to time a topic in order to be well received, you're

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