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BREAKFAST SAUSAGE BISCUIT GRAVY CASSEROLE

[ezcol_1half] I know that you know how it feels, to be nagged by your tireless other half on executing tasks that the difficulty of which, he/she has absolutely no idea of. This is no doubt an important subject that touches the very fabric of the marriage establishment, a possible and perhaps convincing argument made by…
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CARROT GINGERBREAD CAKE W/ CARDAMON FROSTING + GINGER FRIES

THE CONSEQUENCE OF TOUR DE BEIJING DE STUPID COUPLE… IS A COUPLE OF VERY SICK STUPIDS. [ezcol_1third][/ezcol_1third] [ezcol_1third][/ezcol_1third] [ezcol_1third_end][/ezcol_1third_end]
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SALTED CARAMEL CREAMED WALNUT

EXCUSE ME, YO MAMA’S BEST HOT COCOA-WHO?! [ezcol_1third][/ezcol_1third] [ezcol_1third][/ezcol_1third] [ezcol_1third_end][/ezcol_1third_end]
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MOLLY YEH’S WEDDING PIE

CONGRATULATIONS, MOLLY. YEH! [ezcol_1half] [/ezcol_1half] [ezcol_1half_end] “your pie” lyrics adapted from bernie taupin it’s a little bit lovely, this filling inside i’m not one of those who can take just one slice i don’t have much money eggboy, but what I will do… I’d move to this Dakota farm house, just for you if i was…
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HOW TO MAKE SICHUAN MA-LA HOT POT ON THANKSGIVING

WE, THE POT-HEADS, NOW ALL DO THIS… THIS IS HOW, THROUGH NUMBING PAIN, THAT WE GIVE THANKS. [ezcol_1half] Do you know that the Chinese applies an ancient wisdom originated along the Yellow River, to an age-old question that has long plagued the minds of all mankind? It’s the monthly family gathering next weekend… It’s the awkward…
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CAULIFLOWER RICE CAKE + POOR MAN’S X.O. SAUCE

[ezcol_1half] YOUR DESIGNATED DIM-SUM PLACE CAN’T TOUCH THIS Have you had Chinese turnip cake with X.O. sauce? Well, the thing is, you probably have without knowing. Over the dizzying array of small dishes on a dim-sum table, your friend passed you a plate of square white cakes with browned and crispy exteriors, served with a small…
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LAST SHIT – THE 3 FOUNDING DONBURI, THE ART OF EATING CANNED MEATS

[ezcol_1half] (THEY CAN) TRANSFORM INTO SURPRISING DELICIOUSNESS OF ELEGANCE AND COMPLEXITY [/ezcol_1half] [ezcol_1half_end] THIS is the last post (for awhile at least) of the new week-long segment, The Shits I Eat When I’m By Myself. Jason is coming home tomorrow, and if you were any decent, none of us is ever going to speak of what…
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THE SHIT I EAT WHEN BY MYSELF – ONE POT INSTANT MC-URRY W BROKEN PASTA

[ezcol_1half] MY “HURRY CURRY”… GOT MC-DED. YESTERDAY, rising above a sea of flaming red and orange, I pulled myself together and decided to eat like a real human being. I ordered McDonald’s. That’s the danger of leaving me alone with myself, in an obscured reality and a space where I have nobody to impress, culinarily…








