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I think we’ve all been there.  There, every year in the first week of June, when the temperature abruptly severs from the safe briskness that was Spring, and ready or not, takes a sudden dive into the skin-binding, armpit-greasing humidity and heat that lays the red carpet for the bikini-season to come.  When we realize that it’s already too hot to cuddle with the safety of our long-sleeves and sweatpants, but when we look down upon the masses that used to hanged so discreetly underneath the winter-coats around our waists, thighs and oh-fuck-everywhere, we see the rings of humiliations, as if in an awkward smile, still hanging.  And for the epic beach vacation forever in planning and the sleeveless dress that’s been waiting since 2005, that it is once again, all too late.

That moment came, or shall I say, ambushed me last weekend while I was spending an otherwise lovely afternoon on the patio of our favourite hang-out, The Taco Bar.  As usual, after an epic feast, we sat there rounding up the finale on their fantastic funnel cake with vanilla ice cream, which came in an oversized Chinese porcelain bowl as big as the size of our winter delusions, and all of a sudden, the sky clouded up and a low thunder roared deeply in the air (I’m not shitting you).  Right then and there, in a time-freezing moment amidst the pre-summer warmth, as shocking and hollowing as any unanticipated bad news, I felt the tip of my multi-rimmed belly and the surface of my bulging thighs behind the veil of the thin fabrics, unexpectedly… touched.  Yes, touched I said.  There are you who would either laugh this off completely as science fiction, the normal people.  Or there are you who would nod profusely in empathy, most of whom have been through a pregnancy of some sorts.  But me?  I’m just the f-word.  In the awakening, I stared hatefully into the funnel cake laden in cinnamon sugar and melted cream, but instead of pushing it away, I reached out my tentacles and took another “one last bite”…

That.  That was the moment when I realized… I had to come up with a version that is at least 5% healthier.


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Now doubters, don’t write off this 5% as an insignificant joke.  The game of fitness after all, is but a battle of mind-over-body, no?  When your mind believes in full faith that it’s eating a healthier and infinitely more refreshing alternative, your body will be released from the spell of muffin-tops and forever reborn in fabulousness, right?  It’s really just science.  Here, let me show you.

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.  The gospel truth of health-nuts, hello!  So what happens when you puree a whole apple with egg as the singular wet ingredient in this lightly sweetened funnel cake batter, then serve it with apple yogurt sorbet (yes, not ice cream, but sorbet!) made from blended Greek yogurt and apple-juice-simple-syrup?  The apple funnel cake is not-at-all greasy, evidently from the barely reduced hot oil after frying, but it’s wonderfully crispy all around the surfaces, and pillow-y soft as well as slightly chewy on the inside, almost resembling a yeasted donut thanks to the addition of tapioca flour.  Then instead of being smothered in creaminess, the apple yogurt sorbet brings a cold and crisp contrast to the warm cakes, that melts weightless and guilt-free into every bites.  What you get is a refreshing summer alternative that is light, tangy, and permeates the fragrance of apple juice so elegantly in the back note that you are almost convinced that it’s a daily serving of fruits and vegetables.

In fact, there is a whole apple plus yogurt disguised behind this sinful decadence here.  So I say, we better finish it all to finally mark the beginning of this year’s healthy eating-resolution.  Better late than never.

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Servings:  2 large/4 small servings

Choose a fragrant apple-variety such as fuji or granny smith for this recipe.  The apple flavour will not come through prominently in the funnel cake (whereas more from the apple yogurt sorbet), but just a faint profile in the background.  Even though I haven’t tried this, but you should be able to replace the fresh apple with about 1 scant cup of apple sauce (whisked together with egg) as the wet ingredient, which may give the funnel cake more apple-ness.  The tapioca flour, highly available nowadays, will give the funnel cake a slight chewiness that almost resembles a yeasted donut.  I would highly recommend trying it if it was an unfamiliar ingredient to you.  Then, even though this may anger Mr. Headley, the use of unflavoured gelatin in this adapted yogurt sorbet (which isn’t exactly high in fat nor sugar) will help eliminate ice-crystals, give the sorbet a nice firmness and slow the melting process during serving as well.


Apple yogurt sorbet is adapted from the yogurt sorbet in Brooks Headley's Fancy Desserts


  • 3/4 cup (180 grams) 100% apple juice
  • 1/2 cup + 2 tbsp (137 grams) granulated sugar
  • 1 tbsp (9 grams) unflavored gelatin
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 2 cups (500 grams) Greek yogurt
  • 3/4 cup (93 grams) all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup (58 grams) tapioca flour
  • 3 tbsp (42 grams) granulated sugar
  • 1/2 tbsp baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1/3 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/8 tsp freshly grated nutmeg, plus more to sprinkle
  • 1~3/4 (160 grams) peeled/cored apple, diced into small chunks
  • 1 large egg
  • Canola oil for frying
  • 2 tbsp powdered sugar + 1 tbsp ground cinnamon to dust


  1. TO MAKE APPLE YOGURT SORBET: In a pot over medium heat, bring apple juice, granulated sugar, unflavored gelatin (sprinkled evenly over the top) and salt to a simmer for 2 min, until the sugar and gelatin has fully melted. Transfer to a blender (or with an immersion-blender), blend with Greek yogurt until completely smooth and lump free. Keep the mixture inside the blender and chill in the fridge for at least 3 hours until cold. Before churning, run the blender (or immersion-blender) briefly again to puree any solidified gelatin, then churn into sorbet according to your ice cream-maker's instruction. Freeze for 3 hours to overnight until hardened.
  2. TO MAKE APPLE FUNNEL CAKE: In a large bowl, whisk together all-purpose flour, tapioca flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, salt, ground cinnamon and grated nutmeg, then set aside. In a blender or food-processor, puree egg and apple (add 1/8 tsp cream of tartar if you have it to prevent discoloring) until very smooth. You should have about 1 cup of liquid. If you have more, discard the extra. If you have less, add apple juice to make up to 1 cup. Add the liquid to the flour-mixture, and stir until smooth with a fork.
  3. Add enough canola oil to a frying-pot until it reaches 2" (5 cm) deep, then bring to 340F/170C over medium heat (or until it bubbles up immediately around an inserted wooden chopstick). Transfer the batter into a piping-bag or plastic bag, and push it towards the tip (don't cut the tip yet), then clip/tie the opening tightly together. This will make the process easier when you don't have to worry about the batter oozing out the other side. Before frying, cut a 1/2" (1 cm) hole off of the tip. Hold the piping-bag slanted and close to the oil with one hand, then squeeze about 1/4 of the batter into the oil in a circular motion. The first side of the batter will brown pretty quickly, in under 1 min, then flip the funnel cake and fry until the other side's golden browned as well. Remove with a slotted spoon and drain over a cooling rack. Repeat with the rest of the batter.
  4. Let the funnel cake crisp up for 1 min over the cooling rack, then dust generously with cinnamon powdered sugar with a little more grated nutmeg on top. Serve immediately with apple yogurt sorbet.
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  • Ursula @

    June 10, 2015 at 10:27 PM Reply

    I like how they look. They kind of remind me of Churros ;-)
    Congrats on your Saveur award!!!!!!

  • Jessica

    June 10, 2015 at 10:31 PM Reply

    I like how the succulents snuck their way into the photos :)

  • Michelle @ Hummingbird High

    June 10, 2015 at 10:39 PM Reply

    oh sweet lord.

  • Betty

    June 10, 2015 at 11:09 PM Reply

    ” skin-binding, armpit-greasing humidity” – this perfectly describes my summers in Shanghai. Moving on – this looks really good. And since it’s 5% healthier, that means I can eat it unashamedly :)

  • Amy @

    June 10, 2015 at 11:45 PM Reply

    I had the very same moment recently biting into my 3rd croissant of the weekend, imagining my awesome beach getaway only to realize my top pants button had fallen off. Make me the 5% healthier croissant please! And congrats on Saveur, you absolutely deserve it!

  • sophie // the cake hunter

    June 10, 2015 at 11:59 PM Reply

    woah…amazing. I have actually never tried funnel cake but you’ve got me longing for it now.

  • Katrina @ Warm Vanilla Sugar

    June 11, 2015 at 12:37 AM Reply

    This is so dang fun! Love the way that funnel cake looks!!

  • Heather (Delicious Not Gorgeous)

    June 11, 2015 at 12:41 AM Reply

    oh my these sound so much better than the amusement park kind with powdered sugar and neon cherries dousing everything (although i’m not averse to them once in a while). and the yogurt sorbet has greek yogurt, so it’s def breakfast material (yay!).

  • june2

    June 11, 2015 at 3:01 AM Reply

    That scoop is sooo sexeh : ) What do you think of adding cornstarch to ice cream type recipes? Have you tried that?

    • mandy@ladyandpups

      June 11, 2015 at 12:39 PM Reply

      June2, I did try cornstarch in ice cream before, but it didn’t work as well as I hoped. In general, ice cream still needs more fat and sugar to reach the right consistency. And at-home ice cream machine also just won’t deliver the same result as professional ones.

  • cynthia

    June 11, 2015 at 11:02 AM Reply

    OH MY GOODNESS Mandy this slays me. I cannot express how much I love funnel cakes — these are so insanely perfect!! I second June, that scoop is DREAMY. Also, obsessed with your tips — that chopstick in the oil trick is getting used the very next time I fry something. This is so amazing, as always!

  • June

    June 11, 2015 at 1:09 PM Reply

    Wow, Mandy– this is an awesome recipe. Just made this for me and my husband and we both helped ourselves to three servings! You’re amazing! Congrats on winning the award!

    • mandy@ladyandpups

      June 11, 2015 at 1:17 PM Reply

      June, wow that was speedy! Glad you enjoyed it and thanks!!

  • Suzy

    June 30, 2015 at 9:11 AM Reply

    looks absolutely delicious!!

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