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SO you watched Tony Bourdain in Bronx, didn’t you?

And if in the next following days, a certain very catchy phrase got stuck in your head like the most maddeningly annoying tune, echoing “chop’cheese… no, chop-peh-ded cheese… chop’cheese…”, steady, you are not mad.  You are just, like me, actually more Bronx than you ever thought you were.  This supposedly Bronx-via-Harlem native dish, even though, was not at all the leading lady in the narrative of that show (i mean let’s face it, Chuchifrito… who can beat that diva), but she struck a tune that I couldn’t stop singing, and there’s only one way to shut her up.

But just because I wrote about this handsome dude here awhile back, doesn’t mean I’m familiar with the other girl next door.  So who’s chopped cheese?  With a name like “chopped cheese”, you know she’s not the kinda girl who reads Goop, al’right.  She doesn’t take the hipster burger non-sense or customizable patty elitism, in fact, pffff, she doesn’t even give a fuck about her slightly more polished cousin, cheese burger.  Chopped cheese, is about disrespecting a patty in the most gloriously wrong of ways, dismantling it half-way during cooking with complete disregard to the concept of, juice, or the ludicrous question of, doneness.  Hey.  Just ain’t the way she likes it.  Everything we’ve been taught not to do to a patty, she’s done.  Justification?  Maximum caramelization.  To brown every possible square inch of ground beef to draw out the beefy-ness within, and let the cheese melt into the desperate nooks and crannies in between in a greasy, fluid unison.  In the most non-vogue sorta way, she’s some kinda sexy.

So here you’re thinking, how do I get me some of that sexiness.  Well first, before you even pull your pants up to go out to the grocery stores, you gotta put your mind right.  Any obsession within you for refinement, artisanal bullshit, the love for your French cuffs, should be tossed out the window.  She’s not impressed with your suits and ties.  She likes fatty and economically friendly ground beef (and if you even raise a thought of grinding your own beef?  To the left.).  She works better with non-real American cheese and a soft, squishy bun.  And she likes to be eaten instantly when you’re still in your grease-splattered T-shirt, standing by the edge of the kitchen counter, marvelling.   It makes her feel special.

Well now… so you’ve been introduced.  I guess this is the perfect time to… leave you two alone. 


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Serving:  1 burger ONLY

Well, as you can see this beauty right here is the product of me, channeling my inner chopped cheese-girl (who am I kiddin’.  I’m born a chopped cheese-girl).  In fact, I didn’t just chopped-cheesed it.  I srira-chopped-cheesed it!

The recipe is for 1 burger only, so you can double or triple it according to your needs.  I like to toast the buns and cook the patty all in one skillet and multi-task a bit, but if you are making multiple burgers or simply don’t want to be stressed with more than one thing at a time, feel free to separate the tasks.  You can also add lettuce and tomato based on your likings, but I like to keep it simple.

Another thing about cheese.  When it comes to cheese burgers (which is what this kind of is), I’ve always felt the non-real American cheese slices deliver the most “cheese burger-ness” that we are so accustomed to.  But I happen to have a chunk of sharp cheddar in the fridge so that’s what I used, because what kind of person wastes a good chunk of sharp cheddar?  You can use what you like.




  • 5.6 oz (160 grams) ground beef, preferably at least 20% fat
  • 2 tbsp sriracha sauce, plus more for serving
  • 1 tsp cornstarch
  • Dash of tabasco sauce
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
  • All-purpose flour for dusting
  • 1.8 oz, or roughly 1/2 cup (50 grams) shredded cheddar cheese, or 2 slices of American cheese
  • 2 tbsp unsalted butter
  • 2 tbsp finely minced onion
  • A little bit mayonnaise
  • 1 burgar bun


  1. Divide the ground beef in half, then mix 1 portion with sriracha sauce, cornstarch (cornstarch helps absorb the excess moisture from the sriracha) and a dash of tabasco sauce until evenly mixed, then put both seasoned and unseasoned ground beef together side by side to form 1 patty (without mixing). Season both sides with salt and freshly ground black pepper, then dust with a very thin layer of all-purpose flour (to encourage caramelization).
  2. Heat and rub 2 tbsp of butter in a large flat skillet over high heat. Slice the buns and position it on one side of the skillet, and cook the patty on the other side. So you need to do a bit of multi-tasking here. Once the first side of the buns are toasted, flip them to toast the other side as well, then remove them once both sides are toasted. Smear a bit of mayonnaise on one side of the bun, and scatter the minced onion on top.
  3. Meanwhile, let the first side of the patty really really caramelize before you flip it. Once both sides are caramelized, use a wide spatula to break the patty up into small chunks. Now add the shredded cheese (or sliced cheese), and let cheese melt into the space in between meats, then bather everything (including the browned cheese-bits on the side) back into a small pile. Put the bun without mayo/onion on top of the meats (to help the cheese melt) and let cook until all the cheese has melted (if there are cheese melting away to the side, push it back into the pile with a spatula). Transfer everything with a large spatula onto the bun with mayo and onions.
  4. Serve immediately with more sriracha on the side.




  • Kari

    October 11, 2014 at 12:55 AM Reply

    Next week…Oh yes!

  • Ursula @

    October 11, 2014 at 1:08 AM Reply

    sounds awesome. I love honest, greasy, all buttery food ;-) and the way your half-seasoned patty looks like. Is there any reason why you put it side by side and not just mix all of the sriracha sauce into the ground beef? The only thing I would alter to my taste is to sauté the onions – don’t like them raw ;-)

    • mandy@ladyandpups

      October 11, 2014 at 1:37 AM Reply

      Ursula, I just want to retain some of the untainted beefiness, I guess :)

      • Ursula @

        October 11, 2014 at 5:31 AM Reply

        Ah, ok. I get it ;-D

      • Reni

        November 13, 2017 at 10:22 PM Reply

        Sounds like layers to me. Succulent. Creamy. Hot. Layers.

  • Emily

    October 11, 2014 at 1:24 AM Reply

    HOLY SHIT. Your blog is my favourite thing on the internet.

  • Monique

    October 11, 2014 at 1:52 AM Reply

    So that’s how..You make it look really good..
    Saw the episode..
    You made me smile with the Goop reference.I don’t read it..the $$$$$$$$ are for the very rich and famous only.
    Made your bowl of so good..I think I may have mentioned it..

  • Justin @ SaltPepperSkillet

    October 11, 2014 at 2:19 AM Reply

    This made me so hungry and I just so happen to have the ingredients right now. Here comes a great friday lunch!

    • Justin @ SaltPepperSkillet

      October 11, 2014 at 4:16 AM Reply

      So I just got done eating this for lunch and it was so damn good. Love the concept of combining the two sides together. The crispyness of the buns with the melted cheese and onions was oozingly delicious.

  • Jenna

    October 11, 2014 at 2:52 AM Reply

    I watched that episode too!! While all the food stuck out, the chopped cheese stood out the most too.

    BTW, your blog is the only one where I have had multiple “I absolutely MUST make this!!” moments of obsessiveness. I love it!

  • Millie l Add A Little

    October 11, 2014 at 3:22 PM Reply

    Mouth. Is. Watering.

  • Jess

    October 11, 2014 at 7:17 PM Reply

    I just finished eating a rather sad looking burger for dinner – THIS WOULD OF BLOWN IT AWAY!

  • Heather

    October 11, 2014 at 8:46 PM Reply

    Girl, your descriptions are beyond amazing! I just woke up and I want to eat this right now. I’m traveling in South America and haven’t been able to find sriracha in a month… It’s getting pretty dire.

  • Meg

    October 12, 2014 at 3:35 AM Reply

    Oh my god. I put Sriracha on everything and this is absolute genius. Thanks for sharing!

  • ATasteOfMadness

    October 12, 2014 at 9:06 AM Reply

    This looks amazing!!!

  • kimithy

    October 14, 2014 at 12:09 AM Reply

    I felt dirty just reading this…in a good way. My lazy pile-of-arugula-with-kinda-old-egg-on-top-cuz-there’s-nothing-else-in-the-fridge dinner plans are out the window now.

  • Amanda

    October 14, 2014 at 9:13 AM Reply

    This was so good! I doubled the recipe to make a burger for me and my husband and we were both SO in love with this it!! Spicy and flavorful, thank you for this perfect dinner!

  • Joan of Snark

    October 15, 2014 at 1:41 PM Reply

    I tried these last night, and they were really, really fantastic. Some things I changed: the Turkish market by me has half-lamb-half-beef ground meat… if you can get something like this, it makes burgers about 3000% tastier. Due to the lack of cheddar or kraft singles in Germany, I used the turkish standin for provolone, and got a really nice stretch to the cheese. I also stole the idea of using english muffins as the bun from The Bird, a fancy-burgers joint around Berlin. They fry up nicely and hold more of the juices without falling apart.

  • Bentley

    December 19, 2014 at 7:53 AM Reply

    I just made this for myself as a quick dinner, and it was fantastic. Plus, it only took 15 minutes!

  • Mary

    July 16, 2016 at 1:45 PM Reply

    I dreamt of this

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