THE MEMOIR OF A BEEF BURGER


25 responses to “THE MEMOIR OF A BEEF BURGER”

  1. If I still ate burgers, I would be drooling by now. Well, I am drooling right now. And if I still ate burgers, I would cook them just like you do. Because that is what I did when I ate burgers. You are killing me here!

  2. for a moment i thought you were part of the family that started the burger/fast food!!your writing is spectacular

  3. Beautiful blog, awesome post! I’m glad I stumbled upon this from The Vanilla Bean Blog. It’s heartening to see more food bloggers writing with flair!

  4. Unbelievable post, recipe, story, photos. Wow! I need to brush up on my math before I start this recipe! I have been grinding my own beef for years and it makes such a difference. I have never added butter, but I cook in a cast iron skillet in bacon grease. I can’t wait to try your version!!

  5. If there is one food that ignites my passion for food, it is hamburgers. The following is my opinion. I recognize they may not be shared by everyone. They are my opinions alone. // Two years ago I bought a meat grinder. A real meat grinder. A 2 horsepower beast. Before the acquisition of said meat grinder I used the same method you used, the one Cook’s Illustrated penned, via KL-A. But I needed something that I could play with. Since that purchase I have never purchased ground meat again. I once cooked a burger that was, by my estimates 90 percent fat. Short ribs, beef bone marrow, ox tail, and deckle. The patty was white with red flecks of protein. I have experimented at perfecting my perfect burger. I like 50:50; short rib:chuck. Ground once, coarsely. Pile it up in a bowl, left in the refrigerator for 30 minutes. Scooped with large disher. Placed directly on a medium-high cast iron skillet. Seasoned. Thinly sliced onions placed on top. Smashed thin. Fried for 2 minutes. Flipped. Fried for 90 seconds. Toasted buns. Homemade Russian Dressing: kewpie mayo, catsup, dijon mustard, pickle relish, tabasco, apple cider vinegar, onion powder, salt and pepper. Butter lettuce (to make it health food). Done. I have also experimented with regional, American-styles of burger cookery. Onion burger, butter burger, slider, mini burger, chili burger, Jucy Lucy, Maid-rite, cheese skirt, green chili, etc., etc… Needless to say I am a burger enthusiast. A few thoughts I had while reading your article, Mandy: I would use caution with using a ring mold, since you can easily over pack the patties and lose the nice texture you get by grinding your own beef (due to heat from your fingers and pressure from packing). If you must flour your patties, I would recommend Wondra (brand) flour. It is milled extra fine and is used extensively on fish skins to achieve extra crispiness without adding flavor. I would contend that if your pan is heated correctly, added browning agents is unnecessary. The butter idea is something I haven’t seen before, kudos. Wisconsin has their butter burgers, but that is simply adding a pat of burger to the cooking burger, then another pat of butter to the bun (sometimes using as much as 1/2 cup of butter!!!). I would be hesitant to use salted butter though because it will change the patty’s texture while cooking, resulting in a sausage like texture, rather than crumbly; see sausage science for explanation, TL;DR proteins untangle, then re-tangle). Properly seasoning the outside of the burger should be more than enough. All this being said, I can say that with out a doubt I would still happily eat your burger and find it delicious. I have spent hundreds of hours reading about all things burger. They are one of my great passions. In the end, I think taste is subjective. What I expressed in this comment are my opinions. I’ll leave cheese additions for later.

    • DAVID: I LOVE your super constructive comment!! thanks! 90% fat burger? That’s criminally brilliant… I MUST TRY the bone-marrow mix you got there next time! That will be a great recipe for thinner patties!!

      I’ve never used a meat-grinder and I agree that the texture of a grinder-meat and food processor-meat is slightly different. The ring mold is, I agree, sort of a dispute. With food-processor ground beef which is chunkier than usual, the ring-mold doesn’t affect the texture as much. But with mushy store-bought ground beef, too much packing definitely can affect the texture. I guess I could be a little anal about how perfectly the patty fits the bun (one of my burger OCD) even though it doesn’t affect the overall taste.

      From this particular experiment, the salted butter didn’t change the texture of the meat too much. I cooked the patty immediately after I made it, so the meat had very little time to be in tact with the salt to react. Even though I did loose some of the butter during cooking, I thought it made a particularly juicy patty. Then again, this idea wouldn’t work with thin patty of course because there’s no room for it.

  6. Mandy, those are some ridiculously incredible burger shots… Thanks again for such an informative post. The butter in patty technique sounds genius, especially herbed butter oh my goodness and your potato rolls are the perfect vessel for these patties.

  7. I loved reading this. The writing and photos were spectacular and I now know how I must have my next burger! My only remaining question is this: what do you think about the KA meat grinder attachment? Sure it falls short compared to David’s meat grinder but is it better than a food processor?

    • Bri, I’ve owned and used kitchen aid meat grinder attachment to the stand mixer before, but I felt like it wasn’t the easiest thing to use. The grinder gets congested easily and gets stuck. Maybe it’s just me, but I thought food processor, in this case, probably worked better…

  8. So, I may be committing a burger sin, but I love putting chopped sweet onion, a nice dashing of sea salt and a bit of cracked black pepper into the ground beef, and then make the patties, large and fat. Flame broil them on the grill in the backyard. They come out so just right because of the moisture being given off by the onion cooking in the burger, which then helps to saturate the onion taste a bit more into the meat. Very yum. Thanks for your postings, they provide lots of inspiration and longings.

  9. Yesterday for the first time I ground meat (from a 7-bone chuck roast) at home to make burgers. I was amazed at the loose, crumbly texture of the ground meat. Mixing the seasonings in was so easy. I formed the patties gently and grilled them over charcoal. These burgers were A REVELATION. I used a very cheap and rather crappy grinder, and I might get the KA mixer grinder someday soon. I’m not quite ready to get into the kind of meat grinding horsepower David has, but I recommend comparing the food processor ground meat (which is much better than store-ground, I’m sure) to ground meat from a grinder. Those burgers I made almost brought tears to my eyes, they were so good.

  10. Hey there
    I loved reading every bit of the article. I am so inspired to start grinding my own burgers from now on.
    Thanks for the inspiration. Am off to tweet this article.

  11. Hey Mandy….doing this burger tomorrow. I usually only grind my meat for special occasions or to impress, but it is certainly way, more gooder, better than store bought. lol I’m no where close to yours or David’s (above) level of burger expertise, but have tried some crazy things with my burgers. Love the butter idea though. Don’t have a real grinder but my KA grinder attachment gets the job done, until I can purchase the mac daddy grinder of my dreams. (I make my own sausage, so I have a good excuse)
    Love your site, stories, and recipes. (I’ve tried 3-4 since discovering your site, but sometimes have difficulty finding some of your kinky ingredients). Your photography skills are second to none, and it’s difficult keeping myself from taking a bite out of my monitor when viewing them….Keep up the great job, and pet the kids for me.
    Cya,
    Brodus

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