WEDNESDAY’S THROW-IT-TOGETHER TEXAS SHEET CAKE

[ezcol_1half] I didn't intend to sneak a cake recipe in between my travel-inspired posts, but this is the easiest-yet-delicious cake recipe I have yet to encounter, and I think you should do it. Look, I'm not exactly a practician of 30-minute meals.  I don't mind getting down and dirty with a recipe for the better part of my day and get disgustingly anal with minor details.  But for those who knows me, knows that when it comes to dessert-baking, specifically cakes and such, I then become what Nat Geo would call, a cake-sloth.  If the recipe, even at a glance, contains any mentioning of words like "softened/room-temperature butter (subtext: have my cake and eat it tomorrow)", or "creaming (scrape till my ass split)", or "sift (is Santa coming or I'm covered in blow!)", or "beat eggs one at a time (zzzz